Tinder is a Video Game (stand up comedy)

Did you here about this guy on Tinder who got, like, a thousand matches because he replaced his photo with an everything bagel? The man is a goddamn genius. Continue reading Tinder is a Video Game (stand up comedy)


Post-Fiction (a future eulogy)

The only thing I can tell you is her life as it mattered to me. That’s all we’re doing here today anyway. We’re introducing versions of Alice to each other. It might sound selfish but, with all due respect, she’s dead and we are the ones that need closure. Continue reading Post-Fiction (a future eulogy)